- I know that you don’t have to buy that many grapes at once. No one needs that many grapes. They’ll spoil. Get a produce bag and only grab as many grapes as you want.
- I know to pull the foil straight off the wine bottle.
- I know to put creamer in the mug first so I don’t have to waste a stir stick.
- I know that the Irish exit always feels great, drunk or sober. Hell, I use it with my family. I would use it on the POPE.
- I know that if the news is really important, it will find me.
- I know that there’s no mood that can’t be improved by walking.
- I know that there are hundreds of ways to get through the day.
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Originally published as List No. 14 of the 7x77 newsletter project.