Here are seven phrases I would get embroidered onto a hat, were I given an all-you-can-embroider pass to the hat embroidery kiosk at the mall:
- OTHER PEOPLE EXIST
- WARNING: DO NOT CITE
- UNRELIABLE NARRATOR
- DO NOT @ ME
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- WRITE IT DOWN
- ASK ME ABOUT THE TIME I GOT TO EMBROIDER HATS FOR FREE
*** Originally published as List No. 06 of the 7x77 newsletter project.