1) Ready to order or do you need another minute?
We sat down two seconds ago and I am not even sure which of these six documents is the menu.
2) What’s the best way to contact you?
Repeatedly.
3) Would you care to tell us why you unsubscribed?
No I would not.
4) Can you drink scotch?
Yes. Most experts (and my stomach) agree that distilled beverages like rum and scotch are gluten-free. However, I tend not to drink much scotch because it is expensive and tastes like rocks.
5) I’m trying to get to [place]. Is it this way?
*actually has no idea*
Yeah, I think so!
6) Are you watching Game of Thrones?
It’s not for me. I’m glad you are enjoying it and I am sorry I can’t share in your enjoyment.
7) How are you liking Minneapolis so far?
Just fine!
*** Originally published as List No. 10 of the 7x77 newsletter project.