No. 16 | Seven things I’ve been saying a lot lately

1. “That’s disappointing and unsurprising.” See: every news story since, oh, November 8 or so.
2. “Table for one, thanks.”
3. “No yeah it looks interesting I just don’t have HBO.”
4. “Where did this chocolate come from someone get this chocolate away from me why is the chocolate still here where did the chocolate go.”
5. “You betcha.”
6. “Warmer than I look! Wool is magic.”
7. “…assuming society has not yet collapsed, that is.”

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Originally published as List No. 16 of the 7x77 newsletter project.