No. 50 | Seven roller-derby names for billionaires

Sometimes you make something too stupid not to share. In that spirit, please enjoy this list of seven roller derby names for billionaire celebrities should they ever decide to get into roller derby for some reason:

1. Former Microsoft CEO Bill Hates
2. Dark Fuckabird
3. Mano a Bono (close enough)
4. Warlord Buffet
5. Oprah Wins, B
6. J.K. Rolling Over Your Face
7. Weirdly-Buff Bezos

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Originally published as List No. 50 of the 7x77 newsletter project. This one was bad, sorry.