Look this is really dumb but I couldn’t shake the concept so here we are. If it’s any consolation, you only have to consider this list once; I’ve had this damn thing floating around in my writing app since I had the idea around issue 52 or so. I expect we’ll both feel better to have moved past this list of seven good numbers.
1) 69.
The sex number. Nice.
2) 420.
The weed number. (Okay actually the weed number is very stupid but I can’t help that it still makes me laugh if I get it as, for instance, a hotel room.)
3) 7.
The lucky number. Good for lists.
4) 13.
The unlucky number. Unlucky maybe but cool as hell. (Also my birthday number so double-cool.)
5) Infinity.
The really big number.
6) 666.
The hell number. I like when $6.66 is my total at the convenience store and the clerk is too spooked to verbalize it.
7) 2.0.
The best version number. (Most things get worse after 2.0.)
*** Originally published as List No. 69 of the 7x77 newsletter project.