Assorted Personal Questions About my Facial Hair

What happened to your beard?!

A wizard stole it to use in his potions.

You’ve got a beard again!

That’s not a question. But yes. I purchased a potion from a different wizard to grow it back. 

Is that a mustache? Are you trying to do a mustache now?

Next question please!

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