No. 06 | Seven phrases I would get embroidered onto a hat

Because a lot of people seem to need a reminder. Especially on public sidewalks??

Here are seven phrases I would get embroidered onto a hat, were I given an all-you-can-embroider pass to the hat embroidery kiosk at the mall:

  1. OTHER PEOPLE EXIST
  2. WARNING: DO NOT CITE
  3. UNRELIABLE NARRATOR
  4. DO NOT @ ME
  5. <blink>
  6. WRITE IT DOWN
  7. ASK ME ABOUT THE TIME I GOT TO EMBROIDER HATS FOR FREE
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Originally published as List No. 06 of the 7x77 newsletter project.
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